end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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