There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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