you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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