Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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