You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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