yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you would pick up someone in the library
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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