he puts the penis in happiness.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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