Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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