my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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