She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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