yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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