Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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