we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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