Sry I called you an 8
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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