hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
