I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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