I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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