you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Green mimosas i think yes
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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