you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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