oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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