i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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