Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dear god my vagina.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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