I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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