My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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