"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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