Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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