I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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