piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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