he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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