On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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