Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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