I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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