We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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