I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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