my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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