Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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