"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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