Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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