Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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