I accidentally burped into my bong.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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