awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
