i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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