Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
