i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
