i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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