no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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