i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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