you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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