Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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