thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We have so much sex to catch up on
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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