It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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