Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Randomize
