garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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