why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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