We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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