I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
