Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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